Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
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Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…
Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
The Most Overhyped Kdrama of the Century That Will Obviously Win All the Awards and Be Remembered for Eternity Due to Its Mindblowing Plot and Super Unique Name Snowdrop
The most legendary band in the universe, MONO, has just released a new album and it’s so good that you’ll…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…
Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…