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Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
Get Ready to Empty Your Wallets: Steam Machine Pricing is Finally Here! 🤑
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Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

The Most Overhyped Kdrama of the Century That Will Obviously Win All the Awards and Be Remembered for Eternity Due to Its Mindblowing Plot and Super Unique Name Snowdrop
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The Most Overhyped Kdrama of the Century That Will Obviously Win All the Awards and Be Remembered for Eternity Due to Its Mindblowing Plot and Super Unique Name Snowdrop

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

The most legendary band in the universe, MONO, has just released a new album and it’s so good that you’ll…

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Waste Money on Overpriced Yoga Pants and Call it Pilates at lululemon

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious morning of overpriced yoga pants and matcha 🍵 at lululemon Beverly center on a Sunday,…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

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Get Ready for a Year of Overpriced Lipstick and Awkward Small Talk at The Makeup Show NYC 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for a beauty explosion! 💄👀 The Makeup Show NYC is coming! 🎉 The Makeup Show NYC is the…

Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
The Algorithm Of The Night: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Dance? 🌃🕺
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Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…

Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
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Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears
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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century 🤯🎸! But let’s…

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
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Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…

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