Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…
Tag: Beauty
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
Zendaya’s Hairstylist Spills the Tea That She’s a Total Boss Who Won’t Let Him Get Away with Any Old Messy Bun
Let’s talk about hair, because, clearly, it’s the most important thing in life 🙄. I mean, who needs world peace…
Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Paris Hilton Demands the World Revolve Around Her Questionable Fashion Sense Again
Let’s talk about the one and only Paris Hilton, the queen of Y2K trends 🤩. She’s been shaping beauty and…
Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
Duran Duran back from dead again for London Halloween bash
Because the music world was just missing one thing – another Duran Duran tour – the iconic band has announced…