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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
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Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
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Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…

Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
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Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…

Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
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Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…

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