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Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s about Situational Awareness, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund that has…

Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
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Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…

Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
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Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…

Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
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Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…

Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
Tori Amos at Symphony Hall, Birmingham, 10 April 2026 🎤🎹🔥
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Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

She’s back, and she’s still got it! 🙌 Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
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Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…

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