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Tag: Black Metal

Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrofier at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Necrofier at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
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Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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