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Tag: Black Metal

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Psychedelic Black Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black metal from Greece Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrofier at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Necrofier at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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