LION’S SHARE Unleashes ‘Pentagram’ Music Video From Upcoming ‘Inferno’ Album: Satan Approved, Your Mom Cringed
Move over, black masses — Swedish heavy metal vets LION’S SHARE just dropped a satanic anthem that’s somehow more hilarious…
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Move over, black masses — Swedish heavy metal vets LION’S SHARE just dropped a satanic anthem that’s somehow more hilarious…
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…
Psychedelic Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
🎵 When Black Metal Meets Retirement Plans: MAYHEM’s Quest to Outlive Their Fans (and Possibly Themselves) 🧓♂️⚰️ In a shocking…
What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…
Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast 🎄😈 In a shocking turn of…
Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…