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Tag: Black Metal

MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
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MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…

Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Crucifier on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Crucifier on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Death/Black Metal from Boothwyn, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Demoncy on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Demoncy on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Black Metal from Sylva, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Inquisition on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Inquisition on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Black Metal from Colombia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Graveland on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Graveland on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists
Metal Threat Fest 2025 in Jeopardy: White House Confuses Black Metal with BLM, Cancels Visas
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Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Chicago’s Metal Threat Fest 2025 has found itself at the epicenter of an international scandal so absurd it could give…

End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”
Rebranding Hell: Why Your Next BLM Meeting Will Involve Corpse Paint, Fire, and the Stench of Sulfur
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End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a world where every other rock star suddenly becomes an eco-warrior, a mental health influencer, or—God forbid—a designer of…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

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