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Tag: Blade

Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
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Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…

Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
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Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…

“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง„ Blade Swaps Sword for Spatula: Cooking Show Instead of Vampire Hunting ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿง›
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“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ

FinnMarch 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Hollywood is buzzing with excitement once again! ๐ŸŽฌ This time, the spotlight is on the beleaguered project “Blade,” which has…

๐ŸŽฌ Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿ’ธ
๐ŸŽฌ Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿ’ธ
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๐ŸŽฌ Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿ’ธ

FinnOctober 27, 2024October 27, 2024

Marvelโ€™s reboot of the iconic vampire-slaying saga, Blade, has hit another delay โ€” shocker, right? After four years of setbacks,…

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