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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…

The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
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The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Attention, ye brave adventurers! 🗡️ A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…

The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
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The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…

Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater
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Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Time Warp! ⏰ Dec 5, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013!…

“Yuge Financial Dumpster Fire: Can’t Afford a Cheesesteak in Trump Country”
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“Yuge Financial Dumpster Fire: Can’t Afford a Cheesesteak in Trump Country”

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly failing. They trot out the usual suspects…

Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)
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Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…

Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…

JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
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JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

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