Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…
Elyzio, those guys who definitely know what they’re doing (🙄), just dropped Pera Coda, a point-and-click mystery adventure. Falan, whoever…
OMG! 😱 Guess what, fellow headbangers? Our beloved KORN, yes, the band that brought you such lyrical masterpieces as “Freak…
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…
Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢Minecraft, that blocky masterpiece you either love or pretend to hate, is getting another update. Yes,…
Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know,…
Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…
Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know…
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…
Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…
