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Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…

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St. Paul, MN: Prepare for Utter Boredom (Or Maybe Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Saint Paul, Minnesota, USA is THE place to be! ๐Ÿคฉ Check out events, concerts, and sports! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Don’t…

Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
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Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…

VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ– of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” ๐Ÿ“น for…

Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
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Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ Western European metal?๐Ÿค” I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…

UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
Elephant Reads CNN

UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…

Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business
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Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Jeff Bezos, the Amazon overlord, and his woke concubine Lauren Sanchez, had a wedding so lavish it made Marie Antoinette…

Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…

Elyzio Dumps Pera Coda, A Mind-Bending Trip Between Existing And Not Existing, Lol
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Elyzio Dumps Pera Coda, A Mind-Bending Trip Between Existing And Not Existing, Lol

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Elyzio, those guys who definitely know what they’re doing (๐Ÿ™„), just dropped Pera Coda, a point-and-click mystery adventure. Falan, whoever…

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