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Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to blame President Trump for everything, even Canadian baseball fans going…

CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
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CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…

Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)
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Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful carp! 🎣 Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway πŸ˜‚, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien resisting the Trump administration’s efforts to keep America safe! Seems like this “gravely wounded” suspect…

Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”
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Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

DUFF MCKAGAN, the bassist from that band your mom likes, GUNS N’ ROSES (yeah, them), decided to grace us with…

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
Elephant Reads CNN

From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…

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