Stone Temple Pilots’ Dean DeLeo: Spotify’s Royalty Rates? More Like Highway Robbery, Am I Right
🎸 Dean DeLeo from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (the band your dad used to blast in the minivan 🚐) is whining…
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Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons
Operation Charlotte’s Web”: Finally, Someone’s Using Children’s Lit the RIGHT Way! While liberals cry about “raid” tactics (boo hoo!), President…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One
So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is now suddenly Mother Teresa after having a “sharp break” with our glorious…
GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files
Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the…
BREAKING: Old Dude From Whitesnake Finally Realizes He’s Old, Quits
OMG! 😱 David Coverdale, the dude who basically invented hairspray and skintight jeans, has officially retired! 👴🎸 Say it ain’t…
“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…
FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…
DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…
BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…
U.S. Senators’ Brainwave Sync: Government Might Reopen (Maybe)
Desperate Dems Cave as Trump’s America Keeps Winning! Another pathetic attempt by the radical left to obstruct our glorious President…