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Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
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Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…

Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered
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Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

CNN is whining again because President Trump is making foreign leaders face the music! It’s about time someone stood up…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
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ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
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ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
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Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
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Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…

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