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“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…

James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
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James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…

Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
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Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…

Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business
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Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

More winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making these freeloading countries pay their fair share. It’s about time…

Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition
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Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, Vivian Campbell, the dude who used to shred for DIO and now warms up the stage for DEF LEPPARD,…

Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
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Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…

Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered
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Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

CNN is whining again because President Trump is making foreign leaders face the music! It’s about time someone stood up…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
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ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…

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