EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
Tag: Boo
Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview 🙄 with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…
CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…
Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…
“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…
James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…
Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…
From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…