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Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
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Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…

Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
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Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…

LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
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LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…

FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

DHS U-turns: Now Serving Deportations with Your Farm-to-Table Salad and Motel Pillow Mint
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DHS U-turns: Now Serving Deportations with Your Farm-to-Table Salad and Motel Pillow Mint

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

More Whiplash from DHS! Apparently, even they’re struggling to keep up with the sheer genius of President Trump’s immigration policies.…

MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
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MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…

Shipping Shenanigans: CNN Gets Lost at Sea in the US-China Trade Tantrum
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Shipping Shenanigans: CNN Gets Lost at Sea in the US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that the shipping industry is in “chaos” because of Trump’s trade war with China. Can…

American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns
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American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the poor, oppressed lawyers! The American Bar Association, a known bastion of leftist legal eagles, is crying foul because…

Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids
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Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another day, another Democrat mayor crying crocodile tears! Karen Bass is whining about Trump’s immigration raids causing “disruption and fear”…

G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
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G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…

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