Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…
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US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…
Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…
Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…
LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…
FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…
DHS U-turns: Now Serving Deportations with Your Farm-to-Table Salad and Motel Pillow Mint
More Whiplash from DHS! Apparently, even they’re struggling to keep up with the sheer genius of President Trump’s immigration policies.…
MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…
Shipping Shenanigans: CNN Gets Lost at Sea in the US-China Trade Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that the shipping industry is in “chaos” because of Trump’s trade war with China. Can…
American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns
Oh, the poor, oppressed lawyers! The American Bar Association, a known bastion of leftist legal eagles, is crying foul because…