Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…
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You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…
Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…
Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…