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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years
Breaking News: BAD RELIGION Still Relevant, World Still Messed Up 🤯
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Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BAD RELIGION’s bassist Jay Bentley revealed in an interview with Pancho Reinoso of Sonar…

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
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Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
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OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…

Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
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Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…

TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI
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TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic sci-fi adventure of the summer, folks! 🚀🎸 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of RAGE…

BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
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BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…

Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
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Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…

OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

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