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The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit
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The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Domestic Terrorist Bites the Dust, Thanks to Trump’s Border Heroes! Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Another…

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“An Evening with America’s Test Kitchen: Where Food Gets More Testing Than Your Ex’s New Partner”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Attention Foodies: You Missed Out! 🍴😂 KPBS and America’s Test Kitchen are hosting “An Evening with ATK” – but surprise!…

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Brainy Neuroscientist and Mystery Partner Team Up for a Wild Salon Session

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

**Harnessing the Power of Good Anxiety with Wendy Suzuki, PhD** Oh, great! Another event telling us anxiety is a “superpower.”…

“DNA Expert Takes the Stand as Convicted Killer of Laken Riley Tries to Wiggle Out of His Fate”
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“DNA Expert Takes the Stand as Convicted Killer of Laken Riley Tries to Wiggle Out of His Fate”

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Desperate Defense Tries DNA Houdini Act in Laken Riley Murder Case Jose Ibarra’s legal team is pulling out all the…

“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”
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“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

**Worried your kid might accidentally join a cyber-crime gang instead of a gaming clan? Fear not!** Police Scotland’s Cybercrime Harm…

OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America
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OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…

“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…

GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene
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GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…

Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
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Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD

FinnJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…

Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
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Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…

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