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Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
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Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…

Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
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Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
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PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…

Power Book IV: Bore-ce Cancelled: Finally
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Power Book IV: Bore-ce Cancelled: Finally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 4, 2025

**OMG, STARZ is blessing us with a “Power Book IV: Force” screening! 🙄 Isaac Keys, Kris D. Lofton, and Adrienne…

DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
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DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”
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“OMG! Bishop Gets Real About Bravery (and Maybe a Touch of the Sniffles) | CNN”

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, good grief, another liberal bishop trying to tell our GREAT President Trump how to run things! Bishop Marion Budde,…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

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