The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? ๐ You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!
OMG! ๐Sip, Smoke, & Candle, like, crafting candles is SO last season! ๐ Join the “unique experience” (eye roll). Hookah…
GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…
GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that ะะฒัะพ-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…
NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! ๐ฑ Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…
OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…
X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall
**OMG! ๐ David Duchovny ๐ฝ is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 5, 2025,…
SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
OMG! ๐ Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! ๐ญ Film & book reveal – sake…
Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** ๐…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…