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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “All Sales Are Final”! πŸ˜‚ So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

πŸŽ€πŸŽΈπŸ’€Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
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**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Shaan – The Infinity Tour Chicago! 🎀 More like the ‘Eternity of Boredom’ Tour! πŸ—“οΈ Book tickets NOW!…

Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match
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Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ LABUBU X SONNY ANGEL MARKET! The Shops At RedBird, 3662 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas TX 75237, July…

Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper
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Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Ah, Games Workshop, those magnificent overlords of plastic crack and lore so dense it could collapse into a black hole…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently
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LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent interview with The Horror Nerd (because who else would be interviewing her? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ), 1980s hard rock queen…

KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
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KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…

Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For
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Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Belinda Carlisle, bless her heart, is apparently still at it. She’s dropping a new album called Once Upon A Time…

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