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Florida Man Wants to Be His Own Lawyer After Failing to Make Trump Great Again (the Permanent Way)
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Florida Man Wants to Be His Own Lawyer After Failing to Make Trump Great Again (the Permanent Way)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist attempts to take down our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s a “man” named Ryan…

‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough
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‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

🎉 Hold onto your hats, folks, because HBO Max, in a move that can only be described as either genius…

Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo—Still Not ‘Dune Messiah,’ LOL
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Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo—Still Not ‘Dune Messiah,’ LOL

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Ah yes, Dune, or as I like to call it, “Desert Power Rangers” 🏜️. Denis Villeneuve, bless his heart, decided…

Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
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Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

🤣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…

Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up buttercups 🪑, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…

‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
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‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…

Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
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Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…

Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?
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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Fifty years ago, some nerd invented Dungeons & Dragons, which, like, totally paved the way for other games where you…

Book Fair for People Who Still Read
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Book Fair for People Who Still Read

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Books and Brews Boston teams up with An Unlikely Story for a “grown up” book fair & swap!…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

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