Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb
Oh no! ๐ฑ Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…
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L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? ๐คฃ Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…
DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons ofโฆ something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, ๐ has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…
The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! ๐ They’re…
‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)
Oh honey, HOLD๐UP๐. You think this article is about *preferences*? Please. It’s about demanding Hollywood FINALLY gets something right. I…
Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports
Oh, the Deep State is crumbling, folks! Even CNN is reporting that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino โ a TRUE…
DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in ลรณdลบ, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…
CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…