Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., is still working on his autobiography, “Tales From The Square Mile”. I mean, I’m shocked. SHOCKED! 😱 Who wouldn’t want to read about the life and times of the man who brought us “I Wanna Be Somebody” and “Blind in Texas”? 🤟
So, it seems like Blackie has been toiling away on this book for six whole years now. Yeah, because writing a book is easy, right? 🙄 I mean, it’s not like he’s been touring with W.A.S.P. or anything. Oh wait, he has. 🤦♂️ Anyway, Blackie says the book is about his life in Hollywood, and how the town itself had a huge influence on him and the music industry. Wow, what a unique concept. 🙄 I bet it has nothing to do with sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. 😏
According to Blackie, the book is going to be a real page-turner, with lots of crazy stories and coincidences that will make your head spin. 🤯 He even mentions that he’s been doing a lot of research, talking to people, and digging deep into his own memories. Yeah, because that’s not what every autobiography is about. 🙄 I’m sure it’ll be a totally original and not-at-all-self-indulgent read. 🙄
But Wait, There’s More! 🎉
Blackie also talked about how writing the book has been a process of self-discovery, and how it’s helped him connect the dots of his own life. 🤔 Wow, that sounds like a real blast. 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love reliving their past and rehashing old memories? 🙄 It’s not like he’s been doing that on stage for the past 40 years or anything. 🤦♂️
And, of course, no interview with Blackie would be complete without him mentioning the upcoming W.A.S.P. tour. 🎸 Because, you know, the book isn’t enough to keep him busy. 🙄 The “1984 To Headless” tour is coming to the US and Canada in 2026, with KK’s Priest as the special guest. 🤘 Yeah, because that’s not a random pairing at all. 🙄
The Verdict 🤔
So, there you have it, folks. Blackie Lawless is still working on his autobiography, and it’s going to be a real masterpiece. 🙄 I mean, who wouldn’t want to read about the life and times of a rock star? 🤟 It’s not like we’ve all heard the same stories a million times before. 🙄 But hey, at least he’s trying, right? 🤷♂️ And who knows, maybe the book will be a surprise hit, and we’ll all be talking about it for years to come. 🤔 Yeah, right. 🙄
In conclusion, if you’re a die-hard W.A.S.P. fan, you’ll probably want to check out “Tales From The Square Mile” when it finally comes out. 🤘 But if you’re not, well, there are plenty of other books out there that are probably more interesting. 📚 Just saying. 🤷♂️
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