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The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
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The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…

Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It
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Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh, look—a shiny new CEO at Xbox! 🙌 Just what the world needed, right? Because when you think of gaming…

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Pi Lambda Lambda Annual Black Affair: Black OWT or Black Out?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! 💃🏾🕺🏾 The Pi Lambda Lambda –…

Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls
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Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Queer Quality Dating: XMAS BAEWATCH – because apparently, finding love requires a ticket now! 🎟️🎅 This festive event promised romance…

‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
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‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸
🚨 Battle of the Butts: Marvel Rivals Pits Male 🍑 vs Female 🍑 in Patch Update! ⚔️
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🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2025April 13, 2025

Season 2 of Marvel Rivals has brought a lot to the table — new characters like Emma Frost in her…

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