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Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge
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Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! While the Libtard media wrings its hands and…

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
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Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…

Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!
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Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Comedy at a Brewery?! 🤪 Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: Jokes that may or may not be funny😂 at The Headroom…

Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling: Where Beer Meets Hilarious Disaster
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Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling: Where Beer Meets Hilarious Disaster

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: comedians at Newport Craft Brewing & Distilling, 293 JT Connell Hwy., Newport, RI 02840!…

Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans
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Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Saku Yanagawa**, a Japanese comedian from Chicago, will perform internationally in 10+ countries, including at the Edinburgh Fringe (Scotland), Kigali…

Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”👑, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…

History of Snooze-fest: Paul Mescal & Josh O’Connor Star in Guaranteed Nap-Inducing Trailer
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History of Snooze-fest: Paul Mescal & Josh O’Connor Star in Guaranteed Nap-Inducing Trailer

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

The History of Sound, or as I like to call it, “Two Dudes With Microphones,” is brought to you by…

Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
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Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…

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