Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to get a taste of freedom and law and order, thanks to the National Guard.
Mayor Brandon Johnson, a Democrat (of course), is whining about it being “uncalled for” and “unlawful.” Unlawful? What’s unlawful is letting criminals run wild in the streets!
Trump’s previous deployment of the National Guard in Los Angeles was an “unmitigated success,” according to Trump himself. And we all know Trump never exaggerates, unlike those fake news CNN folks.
The Democrats are “pushing back,” says CNN. Of course they are! They’d rather let their cities rot than admit Trump is doing a fantastic job.
Attorney General Pam Bondi is on the case, targeting sanctuary cities. These cities are protecting illegals instead of law-abiding citizens.
Michelle Wu, the Democrat mayor of Boston, is complaining about Trump “attacking our cities.” No, he’s defending them! He’s cleaning up the mess the Democrats made.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
