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Tag: Boxing

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake
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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

The Nintendo Switch Sports Resort preview experience was a blast from the past, reminiscent of the Wii era when motion…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
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I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…

Jack Black and Paul Rudd Try to Out-Camp the Original Anaconda and Fail Spectacularly
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Jack Black and Paul Rudd Try to Out-Camp the Original Anaconda and Fail Spectacularly

FinnDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Two middle-aged men have decided to rewrite film history by remaking a movie that was already a masterpiece…

Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet
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Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet

FinnDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The World Might End on Boxing Day, So Cancel Your Sales! 🚨 In a shocking turn of…

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