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Tag: Boxing

Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment
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Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

RISE AGAINST, those purveyors of whiny sing-alongs disguised as ‘punk rock,’ have graced us with a new single, “Ricochet,” from…

The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too
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The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too

FinnAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a boxer! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen, like, a million of those already. This one’s…

Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
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Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…

Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
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Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG 😱! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…

Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered
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Trump’s New Oval Office Meeting Style: Foreign Leaders Triggered

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

CNN is whining again because President Trump is making foreign leaders face the music! It’s about time someone stood up…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨
From Family Dinners to Bar Fights: How Mariah Carey’s Iconic Track Became 2024’s Most Dangerous Song 🎶🥊
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«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2024December 11, 2024

There’s no doubt about it – Mariah Carey’s timeless Christmas anthem, «All I Want for Christmas Is You», has become…

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