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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
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Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…

Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
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Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
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Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

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