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Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
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Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…

Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
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Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
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Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
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Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
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Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

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