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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

Backrooms Review: Because Who Needs Original Ideas When You Can Just Copy Paste Some Spooky Stuff and Call it a Day
The Backrooms: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Nightmare? 🌃👻
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Backrooms Review: Because Who Needs Original Ideas When You Can Just Copy Paste Some Spooky Stuff and Call it a Day

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Are you tired of sleeping peacefully at night? Do you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a…

Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. So, I was reading this article about how other countries are…

Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing
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Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Get ready for some epic news, folks! 🎉 Warhorse Studios has finally spilled the beans on what they’ve been cooking…

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