Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
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Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…
Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…
Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…
LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…
Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…
Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…
Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment
Well, well, well, it looks like the marriage between Marvelous and Tencent has come to an end, and it’s a…