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Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview
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Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 I’m reviewing Windrose, a game that’s all about being a…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
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Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

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It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin
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Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin

FinnApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh joy, a new horror-comedy series to suck the life out of our souls 🙄! Bookings for Widow’s Bay, the…

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…

Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs
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Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Patriots, Rejoice! Trump’s ‘National Security Briefings’ Offer the Truth Democrats Want to Hide! President Donald J. Trump, the Commander-in-Chief who…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
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TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!
Amazon Luna March 2026: The Month We All Pretend to Care About Free Games Again
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Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…

EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
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EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…

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