Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…
Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…
Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…
Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…
Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…