Chris Hemsworth Teases “More Thor” in MCU, Fans Wonder if He’s Just Thor-ing Around
Chris Hemsworth has officially signed his soul away to Marvel for “a couple more” appearances as Thor, because why retire…
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VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…
Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices
Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…
Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…
“Breaking News: Scientists Finally Discover How to Die with Style and a Side of Humor”
Want to trip before you die? Sign up now! 😎 Dying got you down? EOLPC offers a free 90-minute online…
Rainbow Six Siege Finally Realizes Its Players Deserve a Casino After Losing All Their Money to Microtransactions
Move over, actual casinos — Rainbow Six Siege is about to make you irrelevant with its latest map drop, the…
Gov. Beshear: ‘Kristi Noem’s statements are wild and they are un-American’—and Also, Has She Met a Mirror?
Breaking: Kentucky Democrat Governor Beshear Outraged as Trump Admin Ensures Only “Right People” Vote In a stunning display of liberal…
Valentine’s Day Co-Op Games For Couples—Because Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Arguing Over Who’s Holding the Controller
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’re panicking because you haven’t planned anything special for your significant other. Don’t worry,…
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…