Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…
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MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right 🚽), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…
Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…
Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind
My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…