Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
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EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow
Prepare Your Ships, Capsuleers: EVE Online’s 2026 Roadmap Is Here to Ruin Your Sleep Schedule Oh boy, CCP Games just…
“How to Become a NYC Engineer: The Only Guide You Need to Avoid Ending Up in a Rat Race”
**🚨 BREAKING: NYC’s Civil Service Engineers Are the Unsung Heroes Keeping the City From Crumbling! 🏗️💩** Join the *thrilling* world…
Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics
Another Liberal PR Stunt: Leftist CNN Hypes Philippines’ Teen Skier as Some Kind of Historic Figure Oh, look! CNN is…
Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…
Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”
Breaking: Crooked Clintons Pull a Fast One as GOP Takes No Prisoners in Epstein Probe! The walls are closing in…
Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)
Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…
Starsand Island: Because Real Life Isn’t Boring Enough, Apparently
Alright, gather ’round, armchair architects and virtual dog-petting enthusiasts, because Seed Sparkle Labs is about to sell you a dream.…
“Kpop Demon Hunters” Launches Cereal So You Can Eat Your Idols’ Souls for Breakfast
Brace yourselves, cereal enthusiasts and K-pop stans, because the world is about to get drenched in a tidal wave of Kpop…