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Eat The Movie : Coco Immersive Experience – Now With More Guacamole and Fewer Plot Holes
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Eat The Movie : Coco Immersive Experience – Now With More Guacamole and Fewer Plot Holes

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Orlando Hosts Most Overpriced Snack Attack Since Popcorn Got Buttered 🚨 Orlando’s Casablanca Event Venue will host the…

FREE ‘FEELING WHEEL’ WORKSHOP: therapeutic creativity & writing
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FREE ‘FEELING WHEEL’ WORKSHOP: therapeutic creativity & writing

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Local Artist Discovers Emotions Exist, Offers Free Zoom Class to Process Your Existential Dread 🚨 🗓️ Mark your…

Migraine: Your Brain’s Way of Saying ‘I Quit’
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Migraine: Your Brain’s Way of Saying ‘I Quit’

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: One in Four Canadians Suffer From Migraine—Not Just Your Aunt Karen Whining About Wine 🍷😱 📅 Thursday, March…

Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time
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Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Two legends will scream into microphones in DC this weekend—your eardrums have been warned!🚨 🗓️ Saturday, February 22, 2025…

Sip, Swirl, and Sway: Jazz, Wine, and Your Inner Snob Unite
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Sip, Swirl, and Sway: Jazz, Wine, and Your Inner Snob Unite

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Local Jazz Band Discovers Wine, Immediately Declares Themselves Experts🚨 Join us at 402 N Howard Street for a “sophisticated”…

Your 2026 Investment Playbook: Because Losing Money Has Never Been More Fun
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Your 2026 Investment Playbook: Because Losing Money Has Never Been More Fun

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Kevin Gordon will explain why your portfolio is sad while Richard Flynn pretends UK investors care about US…

How to Be Seen and Not Heard: Introverted Women’s Guide to Not Actually Having to Talk to People
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How to Be Seen and Not Heard: Introverted Women’s Guide to Not Actually Having to Talk to People

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Introverts to Finally Stop Pretending They Like Team-Building Exercises 🚨 📅 June 5, 2025 | 📍 Zoom (thank…

“Feel The Burn: Compassion Focused Therapy Goes Online And It’s Not Your Grandma’s Hug Fest”
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“Feel The Burn: Compassion Focused Therapy Goes Online And It’s Not Your Grandma’s Hug Fest”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Online-Kurs “Compassion Focused Therapy” – Jetzt auch für Couch-Potatoes mit schlechtem Gewissen! 🧠💥 📅 Termine: Immer donnerstags, wenn die…

Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy
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Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Over-30s Can Now Dance Without Needing a Nap Before 9 PM! 🕺🍕 The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface (71…

Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time
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Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift fans lose grip on reality, demand party at 7 PM like civilized people 🍸💅 Omg, like,…

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