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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough
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Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Capcom, bless their cotton socks, thinks they’re pushing boundaries again with Resident Evil Requiem. 🙄 After a whole THIRTY minutes…

Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
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Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die

FinnJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…

Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
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Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…

Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread
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Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone, the supreme overlord of Stardew Valley, graced us peasants with a crumb of info about…

‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
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‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…

Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
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Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…

Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…

Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
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Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…

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