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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…

Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
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Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…

Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
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Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
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Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
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Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…

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