Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…
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The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…
Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…
Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…
Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…
Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else
The Pokémon Company has finally decided to bless us with another expansion to the Pokémon TCG Pocket card database, because…
Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…