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OMG! π± The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, π΄π΅ actually dared to kick off…
So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.π€‘ He’s…
Oh, NO WAY! π± Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of YΕtei…
Ah, Dragon Quest VII, the game that promised adventure and delivered… eventual boredom π΄. Back in 2001, I thought I…
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Gran Turismo 7, the game that’s been milking our wallets dry for THREE YEARS, has apparently…
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
So, apparently, the dumpster fire π₯ that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…
Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…
Okay, so listen up, buttercups π . The *Five Nights at Freddyβs* franchise, that cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and animatronic…
Breaking News! π¨ Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…
