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Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs
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Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as Wizards of the Coast just kicked Gen Con 2026 into high gear…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…

Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
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Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…

Spider-Man reboot number umpteen is here to thrill your wallet again
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Spider-Man reboot number umpteen is here to thrill your wallet again

FinnJuly 31, 2026August 3, 2026

The Spider-Man franchise is still swinging, because of course it is. Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived in theaters, hot…

MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene
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MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

MSI and Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End have joined forces to create a lineup of anime-inspired hardware that’s actually worth getting…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…

Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
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Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…

Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
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Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…

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