Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…
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Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…
Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…
TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…
Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…