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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER πŸ€£πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯
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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER πŸ€£πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! πŸŽ‰ And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? πŸ€” Well, his family, bless…

Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ”₯
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Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ”₯

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OH. MY. GAWD. 😱 Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…

“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ•πŸŒ²πŸ€”.
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“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ•πŸŒ²πŸ€”.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, apparently, some artsy-fartsy types over at Moviefone think “The Legend of Ochi” is worth a whopping 7.5 out of…

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea β˜• (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! πŸ™„ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?
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Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…

Oh wow, Linkin Park dropped a visualizer for “Unshatter,” because clearly we needed *more* shiny things to distract us from the void πŸ™„βœ¨.
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Oh wow, Linkin Park dropped a visualizer for “Unshatter,” because clearly we needed *more* shiny things to distract us from the void πŸ™„βœ¨.

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, Linkin Park dropped a “visualizer” for “Unshatter”! πŸ™„ As if anyone actually *watches* those things. It’s basically a screensaver…

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