Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? 🙄Good luck with that, buddy! 🤣🎸💀
Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. 🥁🎤🎸 Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…
May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀💸
Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…
OMG! 👴🎸👴 Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! 🦖🤘😂
OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…
Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂
OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🤣), finally…
EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…
HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀
Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…
ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account 🤘💰😈
Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money 🤑 and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed 🤑), has decided that your measly…
“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be a slow news day.…