Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…
Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…
Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…
Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…
Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…
Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…
More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…