Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
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Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…
Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years
In a shocking turn of events, BAD RELIGION’s bassist Jay Bentley revealed in an interview with Pancho Reinoso of Sonar…
Breaking News: Pink Composite Revolutionizes Dentures Because Your Grandma’s Smile Wasn’t Already Perfect
Pink composite: because your dentures should be lit 💁♀️🔥 💫 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…
Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…
The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…
Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…
Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…