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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
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Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
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Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…

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