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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Breaking, Games News

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
Netflix's Latest Venture: A Wonka-themed Competition Series, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently

FinnJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
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Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
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Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

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