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The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈπŸš€
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The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈπŸš€

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…

Igor Cavalera Claims Brazilian Metalheads Were Just Trolling Grandma With Satanic Stuff πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘΅
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Igor Cavalera Claims Brazilian Metalheads Were Just Trolling Grandma With Satanic Stuff πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘΅

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Iggor Cavalera, the dude who used to hit things in Sepultura (before they became, like, *totally* irrelevant), just…

“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
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“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! No Rest for the Wicked, that game that’s trying to be Dark Souls but also Diablo…

Bruce Dickinson πŸ‘΄πŸ» Still at it? 🎀🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 πŸ—“οΈ, Obviously πŸ™„).
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Bruce Dickinson πŸ‘΄πŸ» Still at it? 🎀🎸 18 Songs of flight ✈️ (delayed ‘Til 2026 πŸ—“οΈ, Obviously πŸ™„).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING πŸ’…πŸ”₯🀑
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OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING πŸ’…πŸ”₯🀑

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! πŸ›‘οΈ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…

Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours 🀯, Truly Groundbreaking πŸ™„
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Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours 🀯, Truly Groundbreaking πŸ™„

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. 🀯 I…

NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon πŸ‘»πŸ–ΌοΈ
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NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon πŸ‘»πŸ–ΌοΈ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination 😈), is gracing us with the…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer πŸ§¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer πŸ§¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor πŸš€πŸš½πŸ˜‚
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Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor πŸš€πŸš½πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…

Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2πŸ™„πŸ’Έβœ¨
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Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2πŸ™„πŸ’Έβœ¨

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…

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