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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷‍♂️🎶🥴
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷‍♂️🎶🥴

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂
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So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because we’re about to dissect the *deeply* fascinating world of game UX. And by “deeply fascinating,”…

OMG 🐻🚪 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂
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OMG 🐻🚪 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? 🤨 Yeah, that’s right, Time…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently 🤷‍♀️🍊
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Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently 🤷‍♀️🍊

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! 📢 Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
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Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…

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