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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! πŸ™„ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?
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Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity πŸ’€πŸŽ€πŸ—‘οΈ?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…

Oh wow, Linkin Park dropped a visualizer for “Unshatter,” because clearly we needed *more* shiny things to distract us from the void πŸ™„βœ¨.
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Oh wow, Linkin Park dropped a visualizer for “Unshatter,” because clearly we needed *more* shiny things to distract us from the void πŸ™„βœ¨.

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, Linkin Park dropped a “visualizer” for “Unshatter”! πŸ™„ As if anyone actually *watches* those things. It’s basically a screensaver…

Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideasπŸ’…πŸŽ¬πŸ™„
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Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideasπŸ’…πŸŽ¬πŸ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…

Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, KISS Army, because the Catman is back…again! 🀣 Yes, Peter Criss, the legendary (or legendarily inconsistent,…

Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? πŸ‘΅πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ€”
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Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? πŸ‘΅πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ€”

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ”« Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…

Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week πŸ™„)
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Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week πŸ™„)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…

Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€
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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…

OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘
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OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…

Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo πŸ™„ ⛷️ πŸ‘» πŸ’°.
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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo πŸ™„ ⛷️ πŸ‘» πŸ’°.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! πŸ™„ Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

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